Below is a list of stories about things that have happened to me in my life. Many of them are funny, some are odd and some are just memories of my childhood. I would really appreciate any comments you have. Enjoy!

• Audio versions of my stories
• Why write my Memories?
• The Christmas Tree….A Christmas Miracle
  This is the first story I remember.
• Tring Memories
  Growing up at the end of WWll had its challenges.
• Tring: The Return Home 1990
  I took my son to the house I lived in when I was born. Or so I thought.
• Bertram Mills Circus
  Sometimes you have to listen to that little voice in your head.
• The Case of The Vanishing Goldfish
  Just in case you were wondering where my humour comes from.
• Russell’s Of Stamford Hill
  How my divorced mother made a home for us.
• The Phone Numbers
  Funny things happen with rotary dial phones.
• Northwold Road Primary School
  Arriving at a new school mid-term.
• The Laughton School of Driving
  Another example of a strange coincidence.
• My First Job. The Stockbroker Era 1959 – 1962
  How to try at business without really succeeding.
• The Italian Adventure
  Only 17 and already a hero.
• The Walkie-Talkies
  Another great idea that didn’t work and almost got arrested.
• Brick Menswear
  My 1st Saturday job.
• The Gestetner Era 1964 – 1969
  Crazy days at the world-famous duplicator company.
• One Sunday Afternoon
  This was the craziest day ever. 4 alarm fires and a near drowning.
• The Sloane Street Movie Festival
  My crazy family.
• The Jersey Boys, On Holiday
  If you had to write a perfect holiday, it would not match this.
• My First Canadian Automobile
  I immigrated to Canada in 1970. Buying a car is one of the worst things to do.
• The B’nai Brith Balloon Fiasco
  Crazy times at a conference.
• A Taste of Show Business At The Cottage
  Meeting 2 British movie impresarios.
• Jesus Saves
  A story that makes you wonder if we’re not all connected in some way.
• The TV Game Shows
  How I won a car, a trip, cameras & luggage.
• The CNE Story
  Once a year, at the end of summer, the CNE is the place to go.
• Camp Fundale & Jewish Geography
  We’re all one big family. You gotta know how to dig.
• Mothers’ Day at Fairview Mall
  I lost my car in the parking lot and my wife was arrested.
• Century Village
  As the name infers, it’s a Senior’s Residence.
• An Amazing Coincidence
  Another example of how we are all connected.
• Temple Israel Stories
  We moved to London, Ontario in 1984. Starting a new synagogue sure has its funny moments.
• The Harlem Globetrotters Story – 1984
  Taking my son to see his first game.
• My Acting Career
  It’s hard not to ad-lib.
• The Dry Cleaning Event
  Proof that you need to hire competent employees.
• Tel Aviv Airport
  You can’t keep a good Jew down. Not even in Israel.
• My New Apartment
  Don’t try and do too much on moving day.
• The Wedding Dancer
  Just divorced and getting used to being single.
• The Rosh Hashannah Turnip Test
  Ah! The English language, so easy to get lost in all its words.
• New Balance Shoes
  Always read the warranty, that goes double if you’re the company.
• The Trans-Canada Train Journey
  Adam’s First Adventure
• The Cat and The Refrigerator
  Sometimes simple is best.
• The Wedding on The Hudson
  Every Rabbi is a wanna’ be Stand-Up comic.
• The Redbridge Parking Ticket Fiasco
  My sense of humour saved me, again.
• The Challenges of Air Travel
• My way of dealing with the challenge.
• The Journeys To South America
  Traveling makes me do crazy things.
• Couples’ Counseling
  This was like an episode of the Lucy Show.
• Bell Telephone Repair Saga
• Phoning a utility company can make you crazier.
• Cabo San Lucas
  The city of Time Shares & Massage Parlors. What could go wrong?
• The Physiotherapist
  I hate being talked to like I’m a kid.
• Scattergories
  Playing games on a cruise can be hysterical.
• Auntie Anne
  Every family has a black sheep. Our’s was friendly with royalty.
• My One Liners & Other Memorable Occasions
  Sometimes words come out of my mouth that surprise even me.
• Just a thought about why we Jews love Chinese food.

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