Below is a list of stories about things that have happened to me in my life. Many of them are funny, some are odd and some are just memories of my childhood. I would really appreciate any comments you have. Enjoy!
- Audio versions of my stories
- Why write my Memories?
- The Christmas Tree….A Christmas Miracle
This is the first story I remember. - Tring Memories
Growing up at the end of WWll had its challenges. - Tring: The Return Home 1990
I took my son to the house I lived in when I was born. Or so I thought. - Bertram Mills Circus
Sometimes you have to listen to that little voice in your head. - The Case of The Vanishing Goldfish
Just in case you were wondering where my humour comes from. - Russell’s Of Stamford Hill
How my divorced mother made a home for us. - The Phone Numbers
Funny things happen with rotary dial phones. - Northwold Road Primary School
Arriving at a new school mid-term. - The Laughton School of Driving
Another example of a strange coincidence. - My First Job. The Stockbroker Era 1959 – 1962
How to try at business without really succeeding. - The Italian Adventure
Only 17 and already a hero. - The Walkie-Talkies
Another great idea that didn’t work and almost got arrested. - Brick Menswear
My 1st Saturday job. - The Gestetner Era 1964 – 1969
Crazy days at the world-famous duplicator company. - One Sunday Afternoon
This was the craziest day ever. 4 alarm fires and a near drowning. - The Sloane Street Movie Festival
My crazy family. - The Jersey Boys, On Holiday
If you had to write a perfect holiday, it would not match this. - My First Canadian Automobile
I immigrated to Canada in 1970. Buying a car is one of the worst things to do. - The B’nai Brith Balloon Fiasco
Crazy times at a conference. - A Taste of Show Business At The Cottage
Meeting 2 British movie impresarios. - Jesus Saves
A story that makes you wonder if we’re not all connected in some way. - The TV Game Shows
How I won a car, a trip, cameras & luggage. - The CNE Story
Once a year, at the end of summer, the CNE is the place to go. - Camp Fundale & Jewish Geography
We’re all one big family. You gotta know how to dig. - Mothers’ Day at Fairview Mall
I lost my car in the parking lot and my wife was arrested. - Century Village
As the name infers, it’s a Senior’s Residence. - An Amazing Coincidence
Another example of how we are all connected. - Temple Israel Stories
We moved to London, Ontario in 1984. Starting a new synagogue sure has its funny moments. - The Harlem Globetrotters Story – 1984
Taking my son to see his first game. - My Acting Career
It’s hard not to ad-lib. - The Dry Cleaning Event
Proof that you need to hire competent employees. - Tel Aviv Airport
You can’t keep a good Jew down. Not even in Israel. - My New Apartment
Don’t try and do too much on moving day. - The Wedding Dancer
Just divorced and getting used to being single. - The Rosh Hashannah Turnip Test
Ah! The English language, so easy to get lost in all its words. - New Balance Shoes
Always read the warranty, that goes double if you’re the company. - The Trans-Canada Train Journey
Adam’s First Adventure - The Cat and The Refrigerator
Sometimes simple is best. - The Wedding on The Hudson
Every Rabbi is a wanna’ be Stand-Up comic. - The Redbridge Parking Ticket Fiasco
My sense of humour saved me, again. - The Challenges of Air Travel
- My way of dealing with the challenge.
- The Journeys To South America
Traveling makes me do crazy things. - Couples’ Counseling
This was like an episode of the Lucy Show. - Bell Telephone Repair Saga
- Phoning a utility company can make you crazier.
- Cabo San Lucas
The city of Time Shares & Massage Parlors. What could go wrong? - The Physiotherapist
I hate being talked to like I’m a kid. - Scattergories
Playing games on a cruise can be hysterical. - Auntie Anne
Every family has a black sheep. Our’s was friendly with royalty. - My One Liners & Other Memorable Occasions
Sometimes words come out of my mouth that surprise even me. - Just a thought about why we Jews love Chinese food.
